An 85-year-old man was driving down the highway when he suddenly saw flashing lights in his rearview mirror.
A police officer was pulling him over!
The old man sighed and muttered, “Not again…” but instead of stopping, he hit the gas.
He sped up to 70 mph, then 80 mph… then 90 mph!
The police siren wailed louder, and the officer yelled through the speaker, “PULL OVER NOW!”
The old man sighed again and thought, What am I doing? I’m too old for this nonsense. So he finally pulled over.
The officer walked up to his window, shaking his head. “Sir, what on earth were you thinking? You were speeding AND trying to outrun the police! This is serious.”
The old man gave a tired smile and said, “Officer, let me explain. My wife ran off with a cop 30 years ago, and when I saw your lights, I thought you were bringing her back.”
The officer burst out laughing.
After wiping his tears, the officer said, “Alright, sir. Just drive safe, and have a good day.”
And with that, he let him go.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!