The husband scribbled a check for $50 and handed it to him.
“This is only $50,” he said, puzzled.
“That’s right. I’m charging you $300 for sleeping with my wife.”
“But I didn’t!” he protested.
“Well,” the husband said with a shrug, “she was available!”
6: A Harvard Graduate Sits Next to a Young Blonde Lady on a Flight
Never underestimate anyone, especially on a long flight.
A Harvard graduate spotted a blonde woman sitting next to him on a flight and decided to have some fun. “Let’s play a game,” he suggested. “I’ll ask you a question. If you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don’t know, I’ll pay you $500.”
She agreed.
“What’s the exact distance between Earth and Mars?” he asked smugly.
The blonde handed him $5 without a word.
Her turn. “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?”
He pondered, searched the internet, and asked everyone around, but he came up empty. Frustrated, he handed her $500.
“So, what’s the answer?” he asked.
She smiled, handed him $5, and said, “I have no idea.”
And there you have it: proof that life’s biggest laughs come from the most unexpected places. Who knew a parrot, a hotel bill, and a swing set could bring us to tears? If you’re grinning ear to ear, you’ve officially joined the “Laugh Till It Hurts” club.
Remember, a day without laughter is like a day without Wi-Fi… unbearable. Now go spread these jokes and be the hero of your next group chat!
Laughed out loud? Well, let’s keep that laughter rolling with these 4 ridiculous actions of entitled husbands that prompted their wives to teach them epic lessons that were laugh-worthy and insightful.