One afternoon, a duck waddles into a small convenience store, strolls up to the counter, and politely asks the clerk, “Excuse me, do you have any grapes?”
The clerk blinks. “Uh… no. We don’t sell grapes.”
The duck nods, turns around, and waddles out.
The next day, at the same time, the duck comes back. He walks straight to the counter and asks, “Do you have any grapes?”
Now the clerk is annoyed. “No. We still don’t have grapes.”
The duck shrugs and leaves.
On the third day, the duck returns once again. Same calm walk. Same question.
“Do you have any grapes?”
The clerk snaps. “That’s it! You’ve come in here three days in a row asking for grapes, and every time I tell you the same thing! We’re a convenience store, not a fruit stand! If you come back here one more time asking for grapes, I’ll nail your webbed feet to the floor!”
The duck slowly nods, turns around, and waddles out.
The next day, the duck walks back in like nothing ever happened. He approaches the counter and asks, “Do you have any nails?”
The clerk frowns. “No… we don’t sell nails.”
The duck smiles. “Perfect. Got any grapes?”
LOL!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!