Once, a drunk husband arrived home late and rang the bell.
Wife: Where have you been till this late? I am not going to open the door.
Sleep outside on the road tonight.
There was a well beside their house.
Husband: I’ll jump in, well, if you don’t open the door.
Wife: Do whatever you have to do, I won’t open the door tonight.
Husband picks a big stone and throws it into the well,
wife opens the door and runs towards the well.
The husband entered the house and locked it from inside.
Wife: Open the door, otherwise I’ll shout, and people will gather here.
Husband: Let them gather, I’ll ask you in front of them where you are coming this late, and that too in nightwear.
Husband sent a text to his wife
Husband sent a text to his wife at night, “Hi Honey! I will be late, please try to wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
After a while, he sent another text, “And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month, I’m getting you a new car.”
She texts back, “OMG, really?”
Husband replied, “No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”
LOL!!