The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up.
A chorus of responses came from all over the room.
“A football player.”
“A doctor.”
“An astronaut.”
“The president.”
“A fireman.”
“A teacher.”
“A race car driver.”
Everyone that is, except Little Johnny. The teacher noticed he was sitting there quiet and still.
So she said to him, “Johnny, what do you want to be when you grow up?”
“Possible” Little Johnny replied.
“Possible?” asked the teacher.
“Yes,” Little Johnny said. “My mom is always telling me I’m impossible. So when I get to be big, I want to be possible.”
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Teacher: Construct a sentence using the word sugar.
Pupil: I drank tea this morning.
Teacher: Where is the word sugar.
Pupil: It is already in the tea…!!!
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TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.
TEACHER: Class, what is photosynthesis?
Student: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
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TEACHER: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. (Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Student: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you…
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TEACHER: What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Student: We don’t call them, they come on their own…
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TEACHER: Name the nation, people hate most.
Student: Exami-nation…
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TEACHER: How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home…
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TEACHER: One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Student: Future impossible tense…