A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp.
She starts rubbing it, and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes:
– I want my husband to have eyes only for me.
– I want to be the only one in his life.
– I want him to always sleep by my side.
– I want it so that when he gets up in the morning, I’m the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.
The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone….!!!
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A man exploring the ancient Pyramids of Egypt while on vacation stumbled across a secret room.
He sneaked away from the tour group and explored the room.
He found a dusty lamp and picked it up. While he wiped the dust off the lamp a genie appeared in a puff of smoke.
“For freeing me from my prison, I will grant you a wish, what will it be sire?”
The man thought for a moment, then said, “I want a spectacular job, a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever attempted to do.”
“Allah Ka Zam!” said the genie. “You’re a housewife!”
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A man is walking through the woods, and he finds a magic lamp on the ground.
Instinctively, he picks the lamp up, rubs the side of it with his sleeve, and out pops a genie. The genie thanks the man for freeing him, and offers to grant him three wishes. The man is ecstatic and knows exactly what he wants.
“First,” says the man, “I want a billion dollars.” The genie snaps his fingers and a briefcase full of money materializes out of thin air.
The man is wide eyed in amazement and continues, “Next, I want a Ferrari.” The genie snaps his fingers and a Ferrari appears from a puff of smoke.
The man continues, “Finally, I want to be irresistible to women.”
The genie snaps his fingers and the man promptly turns into a box of chocolates.