A lady walks into a fancy jewelry store.

She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet, and walks over to inspect it.

When she bends over to look more closely, she accidentally breaks the wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a salesperson doesn’t pop up right now.

When she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and with complete professionalism, the salesman of the fancy jewelry store greets the lady with, “Good Morning, ma’am. How may we help you today?”

Very uncomfortably, but in the hope that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little “accident”! She asks, “Sir, what is the price of this beautiful bracelet?”

He replies, “Ma’am, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to crap when I tell you the price.”

LOL!!!