Elon Musk ‘Claims’ He’s a 3,000-Year-Old Time Traveling Vampire Alien

Elon Musk, famous for his oddball ways and wild notions, has really gone wild this time. The Tesla and SpaceX boss recently declared he’s a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien. Social media went nuts when Musk spilled this wacky claim during a late-night meme spree on X (previously Twitter).

“Full disclosure: I’m actually a 3,000-year-old vampire,” Musk wisecracked. “Oh, and I’m an alien too.” Folks online reacted with disbelief and laughs. One quipped, “Elon, are you pulling our leg or just sleep-deprived?”

Tapped for “DOGE” Gov Initiative
In a real-world turn, Musk has been picked to head the new Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). President-elect Donald Trump wants him to cut $2 trillion in wasteful spending. “This’ll shake things up,” Musk said, warning those in government to get ready for a bumpy ride.