A man and his wife are at a high – school reunion. The husband keeps looking at a stunning drunk woman at a nearby table, drinking gin glass by glass.
His wife asks, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” the husband sighs. “She’s my ex – wife. She started drinking right after we divorced seven years ago. I heard she’s been drunk ever since.”
“My God!” the wife says. “Who’d think someone could celebrate for that long?”