H-“Hello?”
W-“Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
H -“Yes.
W-“Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. Ijust saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”
H-“What’s the price?”
W-“only $1,500.00.”
H-“Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..”
W-“Ah, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership andsaw the 2001 models. I saw one I liked. I spoke with thesalesman, and he gave me an excellent price… since we needto exchange the BMW we bought last year…”
H-“What price did he quote you?”
W-“only $60,000…”
H-“OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
W-“Great! But before we hang up, something else…”
H-“What?”
W-“It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bankaccount and…I stopped by the real estate agent this morningand saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale!!Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of parkarea, beachfront property.
H-“How much are they asking?”
W-“Only $450,000-a magnificent price…and I see that wehave that much in the bank to cover..”
H-“Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000.OK?”
W-“OK, sweetie…Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!”
H-“Bye…I love you too..”
The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap, raises his handwhile holding the phone, and asks to all those present:”Doesanyone know who this phone belongs to?’