A guy discovers a wallet with $700.
A few days later, he comes across a note informing him that arich man lost his wallet and that anybody who finds it wouldget a $50 prize.
When he eventually finds the owner and hands him the walletthe wealthy man tells him, “I see you have already taken yourreward, after counting the cash.”
“What are you talking about?” asks the poor guy in response.
The wealthy man says, “This wallet had $750 in it when I lostit”.
After some argumentation, the two men decide to resolve theirdisputes in court.
The poor guy makes his case first, followed by the wealthyman, who ends by adding, “Your Honor, I trust you, you trustme.”
The judge responds.
The poor guy is horrified while the wealthy man grins.
The judge then delivers the wallet to the poor guy whodiscovered it, taking it from the affluent man’s hands.
Angrily, the wealthy man shouts, “What are you doing?’
In response, the judge states, “You are, of course, an honestguy, and if you claim that your lost wallet had $750 in it, I’msure it did – but this wallet must belong to someone elsebecause if the man who found it is a liar and a thief, hewouldn’t have returned it at all. The money belongs to theperson who found it unless he comes forward to claim it.”
“How about my money?” asks the wealthy man.“We’l simplyhave to wait till your wallet with the $750 is found.”
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A man walks past a beggar every day and giveshim $2
A man walks past a beggar every day and giveshim $2, which continues for a year.
Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $1.50.
“Well,” he thinks,”it’s always better than nothing.
A year passes in this way until the man’s daily donationsuddenly becomes $1.00.
“What’s going on now?” The beggar asks his donor.
“First you gave me $2 every day, then $1.50, and now only $1,what’s the problem?”
“Well,” the man says,”my eldest son went to college last year.It’s very expensive so I had to cut the costs. This year myeldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut myexpenses even further.
“And how many children do you have?” Asks the beggar.
“Four” the man replies.
“Well,” says the beggar, “I hope you don’t plan to educatethem all at my expense.
LOL!!
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