The Bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.
Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something
So he announced:” Ladies and Gentlemen, today is the luckiest day of my life.”
Then he raised his hands with what is his daughter gave him and said,
“My daughter has finally returned my Credit Card to me!!!” The whole audience burst into laughter.
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Except the Groom,
A lady noticed her friend
was wearing her wedding ring on the wrong finger so she asked,
“Why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Her friend replied,“Because I married the wrong man!”
On their 50th wedding anniversary
and during the banquet celebrating it, Susan was asked to give her friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.
“Tell us Susan, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your husband?”
Susan responds,“Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, meekness, forbearance，self-restraint,forgiveness – and a great many other qualities you wouldn’t have needed if you’d stayed single.”