Friend A said to Friend B, “I went to a restaurant yesterday, and the service there was terrible.” Friend B asked, “What happened?” Friend A said, “I ordered a steak. After half an hour, it still hadn’t come. So I asked the waiter, and the waiter said, ‘Sir, your steak is still grazing.'”
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An American went to buy a hot dog and said to the clerk, “Give me a hot dog, no ketchup, no mustard, no onions, no pickles…” The clerk interrupted impatiently, “Sir, what exactly do you want?” The American thought for a while and said, “I want a bun.”.
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The son asked his father, “Why does Superman wear tight clothes?” The father replied, “Because saving tights.”
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The employee said to the boss, “Boss, I feel that my work pressure is too high. I have to work overtime until very late every day.” The boss said, “Then take your work home. That way, it’s not overtime.”
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The teacher asked in class, “Who can tell me who the greatest president in American history is?” Xiaoming raised his hand and answered, “It’s Washington, because he didn’t lie after cutting down the cherry tree.” The teacher then asked, “Then why didn’t he just lie?” Xiaoming said, “Because he was still holding an axe in his hand.”