A customer asked the clerk in the supermarket, “How long is the shelf – life of this milk?”
The clerk replied, “One month.”
The customer asked again, “Then when is the production date?”
The clerk looked and said, “Next month.”
The customer was surprised and said, “There’s such an operation?”
The clerk explained, “This is newly arrived goods. The manufacturer packaged it in advance.”
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The teacher asked in class, “Who can tell me who the greatest explorer in history is?” Xiaoming raised his hand and answered, “Teacher, it’s Noah.” The teacher asked in confusion, “Why Noah?” Xiaoming said, “Because he found the place where the ark docked with all kinds of animals without a map. Isn’t that the greatest adventure?”
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At a friend gathering, someone complained, “I’ve been on a diet recently and eat salad every day. I’m almost going to throw up.” Another friend joked, “Well, you mustn’t throw up. If you throw up the salad and piece it back together, it’ll be a new salad, and your diet will be in vain.”