The teacher asked the student, “If you have 10 apples and give 3 to your classmate, how many do you have left?”
The student answered, “10.” The teacher asked in surprise, “Why?”
The student said, “Because I didn’t actually give them. I just thought about it.”
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The daughter asked her dad, “Why doesn’t the moon fall down?” The dad thought for a while and said seriously, “Because the moon and the Earth are good friends. The Earth says to it, ‘Stay in the sky. I’ll light you up every day. Don’t fall down and hit me.'”
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A customer asked the clerk in the supermarket, “How long is the shelf – life of this milk?” The clerk looked and said, “One month.” The customer asked again, “What about the production date?” The clerk said awkwardly, “Next month. The manufacturer packaged it in advance. Don’t worry. The quality is fine.”