A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk.
A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?”
The farmer shakes his head and replies, “Some things you just can’t explain.”
“So what happened that’s so horrible?” the man asks.
“Well,” the farmer says, “today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket.”
“Okay,” said the man, “but that’s not so bad.”
The farmer says, “Some things you just can’t explain.”
“So what happened then?” the man asks.
The farmer says, “I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.”
“Well, that seems reasonable,” said the man.
The farmer says, “Some things you just can’t explain.”
“So what happened then?”
The farmer says, “I sat back down and continued milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.”
The man laughs and says, “Again?”
The farmer says, “Some things you just can’t explain.”
“So, what did you do then?”
The farmer says, “I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right.”
“Well, that seems logical,” said the man.
The farmer says, “Some things you just can’t explain.”
“So, what happened next?”
The farmer says, “I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.”
The man says, “Hmmm, that’s not too good.”
The farmer says, “Some things you just can’t explain.”
“So, what did you do?”
The farmer says, “Well, I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down, and my wife walked in… Some things you just can’t explain.”