A user calls assistance service, and a technician takes the call.
User: My internet is not working properly
Technician: Ok, double click on “My computer”
User: I can’t see your computer.
Technician: No, no… click on “My computer” on your computer..
User: How can I click on your computer from my computer?
Technician: Listen… There is an icon labelled “My computer” on your computer. Double click on it.
User: What the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer?
Technician: Double click on your computer.
User: On which icon I have to click?
Technician: “My Computer”.
User: Oh you idiot! Tell me where is your office. I’ll come there and click on your computer.
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A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend.
The physicist: “A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment.”
The mathematician: “A wife. You have security.”
The computer scientist: “Both. When I’m not with my wife, she thinks I’m with my girlfriend. With my girlfriend, it’s vice versa. And I can be with my computer without anyone disturbing me…”