An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery.
The Englishman steals three buns, puts them into his pockets, and leaves.
He tells the Irishman, “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”
“That’s just simple thievery,” the Irishman replied.
“I’ll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.”
The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and said, “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.”
The owner was intrigued, so he came over to see the magic trick.
The Irishman asked him for a bun, and then he proceeded to eat it.
He asked two more times, and after eating them again, the owner said, “Okay, my friend, where’s the magic trick?”
The Irishman then said, “Look in the Englishman’s pockets.”