A depressed man walks into a bar and quietly sits down at the counter. The bartender, noticing his gloomy expression, gently asks if everything is alright. The man sighs and replies, “Not really… I just found out my father is gay.” Surprised, the bartender serves him a drink and lets him be.
The next day, the same man returns to the bar, looking even more dejected, and orders six double brandies. Recognizing him, the bartender asks what happened this time. With a deep sigh, the man says, “Today I found out my son is gay too.” The bartender looks at him sympathetically as the man drinks in silence.
On the third day, the man comes back again, completely defeated, and orders another round. The bartender, now worried, leans forward and asks, “Isn’t there anyone in your family who likes women?” The man slowly lifts his head and replies with sorrow, “Yeah… my wife.”