A young couple got married and left for their honeymoon.
When they returned, the bride immediately called her mother.
“How was the honeymoon, sweetheart?” her mother asked.
“Oh, Mum, it was wonderful! So romantic!” the bride gushed. But suddenly, her voice cracked, and she burst into tears.
“What’s wrong, dear?” her mother asked, alarmed.
“Mum, it’s Sam,” the bride sobbed. “As soon as we got back, he started using the most awful language—words I’d never heard before! Horrible, terrible four-letter words! You’ve got to come and get me! Please, Mum!”
Her mother tried to calm her. “Sarah, take a deep breath. It can’t be that bad. What kind of four-letter words?”
“I can’t say them, Mum,” the bride wept. “They’re so embarrassing! Please just come get me!”
“Darling, you need to tell me what he said. What could be so terrible?”
Finally, the bride confessed through her tears, “Mum, he said words like DUST, WASH, IRON, and COOK!”
The Bikini Dilemma
A young couple was on their honeymoon, staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool.
They decided to go for a swim, and the bride wore a new bikini she had just bought.
As she splashed around in the pool, she quickly realized that the bikini was too large, and the top and bottom kept coming off.
Since they were the only ones in the pool, she and her husband laughed and playfully retrieved the bikini from the bottom of the pool.
That evening, they dressed for dinner and went to the hotel’s elegant restaurant, where they were seated next to a huge aquarium. Oddly, the aquarium was empty—there were no fish inside.
Curious, the bride asked their waiter why there were no fish in the aquarium. With a broad smile, he replied, “That’s not an aquarium… that’s the swimming pool!”
The Mystery Theater Tickets
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon.
After two weeks, they returned and started opening the gifts they had received from friends and family. Since they had just moved into a new house, it took some time to go through everything.
A week later, they received two tickets for a popular show in the mail. They were thrilled and touched by the gesture. However, when they opened the envelope, they found only a small piece of paper with a single line: “Guess who sent them?”
They spent the next few days having fun trying to figure out who had sent the tickets but couldn’t come up with an answer.
They attended the show, had a wonderful time, and on their return home late that night, still trying to guess the mysterious sender, they found their house completely stripped of every valuable item.
On the bare dining room table was another piece of paper, written in the same hand as the note with the tickets: “Now you know!”