I had a sneaking suspicion that my husband was being unfaithful, so I decided to return home earlier than usual, with the intention of catching him red-handed.
However, much to my surprise, when I got home, I discovered him sitting alone in the den, engrossed in watching television.
First Woman: So, what exactly transpired then?
Second Woman: I was so firmly convinced that there was another woman lurking around somewhere in the house that I immediately launched into a frantic search. I dashed up to the attic and rummaged through every nook and cranny, then hurried down to the basement. After that, I scoured every single closet and peered beneath all the beds. I persisted in this exhaustive search until I had thoroughly examined every possible hiding place. Eventually, I became so utterly drained and fatigued that I simply collapsed, succumbing to a heart attack and passing away.
First Woman: What a pity you didn’t think to look in the freezer… if you had, we might both still be alive.