Feeling awkward after sex is a common thing. Whether it’s a first fling or with someone you know inside out, that “So… what now?” moment often hits once you’re done. And if things went south or it just wasn’t great, the discomfort amps up. But trust me, you’re not alone in this. How do I know? Well, #ThingsISayAfterSex is trending on Twitter. Peeking at what others say might make you feel better about your post-sex chit-chat.
From the hilarious to the head-scratching and the downright baffling, people come out with all sorts of odd remarks after sex. Reading these tweets is like tumbling down a strange rabbit hole, minus the cute rabbits — just a heap of mixed emotions. Why can’t we all just high-five and pretend it never happened? Or is that just me?