A man comes home to find his wifeof 10 years packing her bags.
“Where are you going?” demandsthe surprised husband.
“To Las Vegas! l found out thatthere are men that will pay me $500cash to do what l do for you forfree!”
The man pondered that thought fora moment, and then began packinghis bags.
After a moment of contemplation, he made a firm decision andbegan packing his bags.
Bewildered, his wife couldn’t resist raising her voice, “What onearth do you think you’re doing?” she screamed.
With a mischievous smile, he replied, “I’m going to Las Vegaswith you. I can’t wait to see how you’ll manage to live off amere $1,000 a year!”