An old lady went to a bank intending towithdraw money…
The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said,”Iwould like to withdraw $500.”
The female teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $5,000please use the ATM.”
The old lady then asked,“Why?” The teller irritably told her”These are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. Thereis a queue behind you.” She then returned the card to the oldlady.
The old lady remained silent. But she returned the card to theteller and said,“Please help me withdraw all the money Ihave.”
The teller was astonished when she checked the accountbalance. She nodded her head, leaned down, and said to theold lady, “My apologies Granny, you have $3.5 million in youraccount and our bank does not have so much cash currently.Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?’
The old lady then asked,“How much am I able to withdrawnow?”
The teller told her, “Any amount up to $300,000”
The old lady then told the teller that she wanted to withdraw$300,000 from her account.
The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old ladyrespectfully.
The old lady kept $500 in her bag and asked the teller todeposit the balance of $299,500 back into her account.
The moral of this tale..
Don’t be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learningthe skills
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A little old lady tried to phone her local bank
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank butwas sent to the bank call center instead.
‘Is that the High Street branch?” she asked.
“No madam,” replied the voice at the other end.
“It is now company policy to deal with telephone callscentrally.”
“Well I need to speak to the branch,” said the old lady
“Madam, if you just let me know your query, I’m sure I canhelp you.
“I don’t think you can, young man
I need to speak to the branch.”
The call center operator was adamant.
“There’s nothing that the branch can help you with that can’tbe dealt with by me.”
“Very well then,” sighed the old lady.
“Can you just check on the counter? Did I leave my glovesbehind when I came in this morning?
LOL!!
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