A man answered an ad that read, “Hiring welders $18-$24 per hour.”
When he arrived he was told he’d have to take a welding test.
He turned in 2 sets of welds. One was a great weld, the other was a mess.
When the boss asked him why he did this, he replied,
“One is $18/hr, the other is $24/hr.”
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Quick at math.
A man was being interviewed for an accounting position in a new company
Interviewer: “I heard you were extremely quick at math.”
Me: “Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.”
Interviewer: “What’s 14×27?”
Me: “49.”
Interviewer: “That’s not even close.”
Me: “Yeah, but it was fast.”