Boss: *Shouting* “Little Johnny come to my office right now…”
Little Johnny: “Yes sir!”
Boss: “Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer who just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?”
Little Johnny: “Yes sir! The customer is always right.”
Boss: “So what were you arguing about with that customer?”
Little Johnny: “He said my boss is stupid and an idiot sir!”
Boss: “That bustard. What did you say to him?”
Little Johnny: “I told him he’s right.”