An old man named Harold is sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons when a young guy in a sharp suit sits down next to him, clearly stressed out. Harold, …
An old man named Harold is sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons Read More
An elderly married couple had just settled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and declared, “Seven points!” His wife, confused, rolled over and asked, “What …
An elderly married couple had just settled into bed Read More
A mother is driving her little girl to her friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to …
Mum’s driver’s licence Read More
Sleeping Man Man: I cannot sleep at night, I keep seeing donkeys playing football. Doctor: I am giving you some medicine, start using it tonight. Man: Can I start tomorrow? …
Donkeys Playing Football. Read More
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife as she admired herself in the mirror. With her birthday just around the corner, he asked what …
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife as she admired herself in the mirror Read More
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man …
A man suffered a serious heart attack Read More
A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain. “Please doctor you’ve got to help me. I’ve been stung by a bee.” “Don’t worry;” says the doctor, …
Stung by a bee Read More
Smart student! There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course. He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was …
Ten easy questions or one real difficult. Read More
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered …
The Mexican border on a bicycle Read More
An old man went to a bank to withdraw money. The old man gave his bank card to a bank teller and said, “I want to withdraw £10.” The bank …
An old man went to a bank to withdraw money. Read More