A priest offered a nun a lift.
A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the …
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Sentence Making.
The teacher once asked the class to make a sentence with the phrase pistol too. Timmy raised his hand, and after being recognized said, “The lone Ranger tamed the wild west with …
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A cowboy, fresh from Texas orders three mugs of Bud
A cowboy, fresh from Texas, strolls into a bar in Montana and orders three mugs of Bud. He heads to a corner, and takes a sip from each mug, one …
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An old man named Harold is sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons
An old man named Harold is sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons when a young guy in a sharp suit sits down next to him, clearly stressed out. Harold, …
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An elderly married couple had just settled into bed
An elderly married couple had just settled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and declared, “Seven points!” His wife, confused, rolled over and asked, “What …
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Mum’s driver’s licence
A mother is driving her little girl to her friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?” “Honey, you are not supposed to …
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Donkeys Playing Football.
Sleeping Man Man: I cannot sleep at night, I keep seeing donkeys playing football. Doctor: I am giving you some medicine, start using it tonight. Man: Can I start tomorrow? …
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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife as she admired herself in the mirror
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife as she admired herself in the mirror. With her birthday just around the corner, he asked what …
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A man suffered a serious heart attack
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man …
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Stung by a bee
A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain. “Please doctor you’ve got to help me. I’ve been stung by a bee.” “Don’t worry;” says the doctor, …
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