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Peculiarly shaped fruits

On the weekend, Amy went to the supermarket to buy fruits. She saw some peculiarly shaped fruits on the shelf with a label saying “Imported kiwifruit, unique taste”.Amy picked one …

The most talkative parrot in pet store

Sarah went to the pet store to buy a pet and was attracted by a parrot. The parrot was standing on the shelf, talking non – stop.“Hello, welcome!” “What a …

I have the perfect son.

A: “I have the perfect son.”B: “Does he smoke?”A: “No, he doesn’t.”B: “Does he drink whiskey?”A: “No, he doesn’t.”B: “Does he ever come home late?”A: “No, he doesn’t.”B: “I guess …

The teacher asked the student

The teacher asked the student, “If you have 10 apples and give 3 to your classmate, how many do you have left?” The student answered, “10.” The teacher asked in …

A customer asked the clerk in the supermarket.

A customer asked the clerk in the supermarket, “How long is the shelf – life of this milk?” The clerk replied, “One month.” The customer asked again, “Then when is …

Mom was busy in the kitchen while her son was making a mess.

Mom was busy in the kitchen while her son was making a mess. Mom said angrily, “If you keep making trouble, I’ll throw you outside and let the big bad …

The service there was terrible.

Friend A said to Friend B, “I went to a restaurant yesterday, and the service there was terrible.” Friend B asked, “What happened?” Friend A said, “I ordered a steak. …

A lady saw a parrot in a pet store.

A lady saw a parrot in a pet store with a tag saying “Speaks three languages, $500”. She asked the clerk in surprise, “Why is it so expensive?” The clerk …

A man took his dog to the vet

A man took his dog to the vet, looking worried and saying, “Doctor, there’s something wrong with my dog. It always bumps its head against the wall.” After examining the …

Dad took his son fishing.

Dad took his son fishing. They waited for a long time, but no fish bit the hook. The son got impatient and asked, “Dad, where are all the fish?” Dad …