My 7-year-old son came in from school today andasked me, “Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on2 legs?”
“Erm, I don’t know”, I replied.
“Mickey Mouse,” he replied laughing.
“Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs?”
“Donald Duck”, I replied.
“No, all ducks you idiot.”
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A second grader came home from school andasked her mother, “Mom, guess what? Welearned how to make babies today.”
The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her coo
“That’s interesting,” she said, “How do you make babies?’
“It’s simple,” replied the girl. “You just change ‘y’to ‘i’and add “es'”