My Neighbor’s Laundry Hung Outside My Son’s

For weeks, my neighbor’s underpants dominated the view outside my 8-year-old son’s window. When he asked if her thongs were slingshots,

I knew it was time to act.Life in suburbia had been calm until Lisa, our flashy new neighbor, moved in. One laundry day,

I laughed but knew I had to address it. Later, Jake asked if her tiny underwear was for

a pet hamster or for superhero aerodynamics. I said, “She’s just… confident.”

The next day, I rang Lisa’s doorbell. “My son’s window faces your line,” I said. “He thinks your thongs are slingshots.” She laughed and dismissed me.

So I retaliated. I crafted an enormous pair of flamingo-print granny panties and hung them proudly in front of her window.

Her scream was glorious. “Take it down!”

“Sure,” I said, “once you move your line.”

She did.

Her laundry vanished. Mine? I turned that flamingo fabric into curtains — a cheeky tribute to suburban warfare.