One day, a 5-year-old girl went to visit hergrandmother.
While playing with her toys in her bedroom while grandma wasdusting, she looked up and said,“Grandma, how come youdon’t have a boyfriend?”
Grandma replied,“Honey, my TV is my friend. I can sit in myroom and watch all day. The TV evangelists keep me companyand make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I’mreally happy with the TV as my boyfriend.”
Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible.
She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture infocus.
Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV,hoping to fix the problem.
The little girl heard the doorbell ring, so she hurried to openthe door and there stood a man.
The man said,”Hello, little girl, is your grandmother at home?”
The little girl replied, “Yes, but she’s in the bedroom hitting herboyfriend.”
The kids are amazing! Their innocent explanations oftenlead to hilarious moments.