A man owned a small ranch in Montana.
The Montana Work Force Department claimed he wasn’t paying proper wages to his employees and sent an agent to interview him.
“I need a list of your workers and how much you pay them,” the agent demanded.
“Well,” replied the rancher, “there’s my farmhand, who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week, and he gets free room and board.”
“The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 a week, also with free room and board.”
“Then there’s the half-wit. He works about 18 hours a day and does nearly 90% of the labor on the ranch. He earns about $10 a week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.”
“He’s the one I want to talk to… the half-wit,” said the agent.
“That would be me,” replied the rancher.
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The Retiring Farmer and His Animals
A retiring farmer was selling off his farm animals because he needed to clear out his stock.
He went to all the houses in the town where he lived, offering either a horse or a chicken.
He continued this until he reached the end of the street. At the house where the man was in charge, he gave a horse; at the house where the woman was in charge, he gave a chicken.
To determine who was the boss between a man and his wife, the farmer devised a clever tactic.
When he arrived at a house, he saw a couple working in their garden. The farmer approached and asked who was in charge. The man quickly replied that he was.
The farmer then said, “I have a black horse and a brown horse. Which one would you like?”
After thinking for a moment, the man chose the black horse. But then, his wife immediately cut in and said, “No, no, no. Get the brown one.”
Hearing this, the farmer handed the wife the chicken and went on his way.
It was a clever move by the farmer. He knew exactly who the real boss was.