Two Irish nuns had just stepped off a ship, setting foot in America for the very first time.
As they looked around in amazement, one of them leaned over and whispered, “I’ve heard people in this country actually eat dogs.”
Her companion raised an eyebrow and said calmly, “Well, if we’re going to live among them, we should try to fit in.”
Moments later, they spotted a street vendor selling hot dogs. Taking a deep breath, they approached.
“Two dogs, please,” one nun said politely.
The vendor grinned, wrapped them up, and handed them over. The sisters quickly found a bench nearby, curious but slightly nervous.
The Mother Superior opened her foil slowly. Her eyes widened. Her cheeks flushed. She stared in silence for a moment, then leaned toward the other nun and whispered in a hushed voice: “Dear Lord… which part did you get?”
LOL!!