Paul wakes up groggy and disoriented after hiscompany’s christmas party.
He can barely remember how he got home, and his poundingheadache isn’t helping.
As he tries to open his eyes he notices a glass of water, twoaspirins, and a single red rose on his nightstand.
His clothes are neatly folded, and the room is spotless
In the bathroom, he notices he has a black eye, and his wifehas left him a note in the mirror.
“Darling, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to pick upgroceries for your favorite dinner tonight. I love you!”
In the kitchen, a full breakfast is waiting, and his son isalready at the table
Paul asks his son, “What happened last night?’
“Well, you got home super late, totally drunk, and made amess. You tripped over the coffee table, broke it, and smashedinto the door, giving yourself that black eye.”
Confused, Paul stammers, “Then why is everything so perfectthis morning?”
His son shrugs, “Oh, that’s easy. When Mum tried to take offyour pants, you yelled, `Leave me alone! I’m married!””