A young man noticed an elderly lady followinghim while shopping in a supermarket.
She stopped when he stopped and kept staring at him.
Eventually, she approached him at the checkout and said, “Ihope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you lookso much like my late son.”
The man replied, “That’s okay.
She then made an unusual request: “I know it’s silly, but ifyou’d call out,`Goodbye, Mom’as I leave the store, it wouldmake me so happy.
Obligingly, as she left, the man called out, “Goodbye Mom!”She waved and smiled back.
Feeling pleased for brightening her day, the man paid for hisgroceries.
The clerk said,”That comes to $121.85.
Surprised,the man exclaimed,“How come so much! I onlybought 5 items.”
The clerk replied,“Yeah, but your mother said you’d be payingfor her things too.”
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An old woman was walking her dog one evening
One evening, an old woman was walking her dogwhen a young man ran by her, grabbed herpurse, and took off.
A couple across the street ran over to check on her saying thepolice were called and would be there in a few minutes.
The old woman smiles and tells the couple it’s not a big dealShe carries her old purse to put her dog’s poop in it until shecomes home to get rid of it.
Imagine the surprise when the thief opens the purse
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!