Mom was busy in the kitchen while her son was making a mess. Mom said angrily, “If you keep making trouble, I’ll throw you outside and let the big bad wolf carry you away!” The son wasn’t scared at all and said with a grin, “Mom, you have to mow the lawn in our yard first. The big bad wolf will get lost dragging me through the grass.”
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The employee said to the boss, “Boss, I’ve been under so much work pressure recently that I feel completely drained.” The boss patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly, “Young man, pressure is motivation. Think about it, with so much pressure now, you must have a lot of motivation to do your job even better. If you’re really tired, just think about your wallet. Doesn’t that make you full of energy again?” The employee looked helpless and silently complained in his heart, “My wallet is empty, and my motivation has been crushed by the pressure.”
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At a friend gathering, everyone was discussing their travel experiences. One friend said, “Last time I went on vacation to the beach. I was sunbathing on the sand and fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that I was sunburned like a cooked lobster.” Another friend joked with a laugh, “Did you really want to jump into the sea at that time for a ‘lobster re – cooking’ to cool yourself down?” Everyone burst into laughter.
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.The teacher asked in class, “Who can explain the meaning of the idiom ‘draw inferences about other cases from one instance’?” Xiaoming raised his hand and answered, “Teacher, I can. For example, I got 10 points in the exam yesterday and 30 points today. This is drawing inferences about other cases from one instance. My score has tripled.” The teacher was both amused and annoyed, and the whole class was laughing uncontrollably.
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The patient went to see the doctor, looking worried and saying, “Doctor, I always feel something moving in my body recently. Is there a parasite?” After the doctor examined him, he said calmly, “Don’t worry. You just ate too much. There’s a ‘food sports meeting’ going on in your stomach. All kinds of foods are ‘pushing and shoving’ during the digestion process.” The patient was both angry and amused after hearing this.