“So… Can you drive me somewhere after this?” (Just because I’m sober doesn’t mean I’ll drive you around.)
“Oh, no! This means we can’t go to that cool cocktail bar.” (We can. Good mocktails mean a good bar.)
“Yeah, but you still have to buy a round.” (No, I don’t if non-alcoholic drinks are cheaper.)
“So… we’ll split the dinner bill down the middle, right?” (If I had water and you had pricey wine, it’s nice to cover your own drinks.)
“Come on, you can have one. Loosen up!” (Disrespectful to push someone to drink.)
“Oh, I forgot — there’s wine in everything I cooked tonight. But that’s fine, right?” (Not really, cooking doesn’t always get rid of alcohol.)