15 “Things I Say After Sex” Tweets That Will Make You Laugh And Cringe At The Same Time

If you’re curious about how others fill that awkward post-sex silence, check out the responses. I’ve got a few faves, turns out I’m not the only one who gets hungry right after.

It’s not the smoothest thing to say post-sex. But staying mum can be even more agonizing.

The wet patch has been a source of unease since sheets were invented. That’s a fact, no arguing.

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I find this funny ’cause it’s true, yet not funny for the same reason. Loads of feelings here. And married life isn’t always like this.