15 “Things I Say After Sex” Tweets That Will Make You Laugh And Cringe At The Same Time

Rishabh Sharma on Twitter
I actually asked an old hookup if I could use him as a reference during a dry spell, so this might be serious.

Hey, sometimes it’s just too neat to mess with.

This is my top pick, but only if they actually show the other person the Stanley GIF. Sometimes, it’s called for.

I guess it’s better than blurting out a random name… and way better than an ex’s name. So, considering the options, it’s not too bad.