15 “Things I Say After Sex” Tweets That Will Make You Laugh And Cringe At The Same Time

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This paints a grim picture of humanity. A dark but accurate one. I hope they’re at least getting waffles.

Too many times I’ve thought, why on earth did I shave for a so-so encounter. Been there, done that.

This seems super specific and emotional. Not sure I want the details.

That’s a modern hero living their best life. Glad to hear others love the post-sex high-five. The Uber is a nice bonus.