Dad took his son fishing.

Dad took his son fishing.

They waited for a long time, but no fish bit the hook.

The son got impatient and asked, “Dad, where are all the fish?”

Dad replied seriously, “Son, they might all be at a secret meeting of fish, discussing how to avoid our fishing hooks.”.

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The employee said to the boss, “Boss, I feel that my work pressure is too high. I have to work overtime until very late every day.” The boss thought for a while and said, “Well, starting tomorrow, you come to work two hours earlier in the morning, so you can get off work earlier at nigh.

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The teacher asked in class, “Who can tell me who the greatest explorer in history is?” Xiaoming raised his hand and answered, “Teacher, it’s Noah.” The teacher asked in confusion, “Why Noah?” Xiaoming said, “Because he found the place where the ark docked with all kinds of animals without a map. Isn’t that the greatest adventure?”

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Friend A and Friend B were shopping. Friend A saw a sign at the entrance of a store that said “Clearance sale, all items start at 10% off”. He excitedly pulled Friend B in. After walking around for a while, Friend A said dejectedly, “Start at 10% off. It turns out it starts from 10% off and then keeps going up. Most of the items are 90% off as far as I can see.”

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Mom was cooking in the kitchen, and her son was helping. Suddenly, the son accidentally knocked over the salt shaker, and salt spilled all over the floor. Just as Mom was about to get angry, the son had a quick idea and said, “Mom, don’t be angry. This is a’salt bath’ I prepared for the kitchen floor, so it can enjoy it too.”