A man took his dog to the vet, looking worried and saying, “Doctor, there’s something wrong with my dog.
It always bumps its head against the wall.”
After examining the dog, the vet said helplessly, “Sir, your dog has poor eyesight. It thinks the wall is the door to its doghouse.”.
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Dad was telling his son a story. Halfway through, the son suddenly asked, “Dad, why are the princesses always so beautiful and the witches always so ugly in stories?” Dad thought for a while and said seriously, “Son, that’s because the princesses take selfies with beauty filters every day, while the witches are busy studying magic and don’t have time to take care of their looks.”.
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An employee asked the boss for leave. The boss asked, “Why do you want to take leave?” The employee replied, “I’m going to attend a training on time management.” The boss said in surprise, “You’re taking leave now to learn time management. Then why don’t you first learn how to arrange your work within working hours instead of using working hours to study?”.
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The teacher asked in class, “Who can tell me what shape the Earth is?” Xiaoming raised his hand and answered, “Teacher, the Earth is round.” The teacher then asked, “How can you prove it?” Xiaoming said confidently, “Because every time I run around the playground, I can get back to the starting point. The Earth must be the same way. If you go around it, you can get back to the original place, so it’s round.”