A woman walks into a pet store and sees a parrot with a tag that says, “Talks, $500”.
She’s surprised and asks the clerk, “Why is this parrot so expensive?”
The clerk replies, “It can program and speak three languages.”
The woman then asks, “What about that one in the corner? It also talks, but it’s only $50. Why?”
The clerk sighs and says, “Well, that one could also program and speak three languages, but it wouldn’t stop talking in meetings, so its value dropped.”
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Q: Why don’t skeletons like to go to parties?
A: Because they have no body to enjoy.
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Two friends are chatting. One says, “I went for an interview yesterday.
The interviewer asked me if I was willing to work overtime.” The other asks, “So what did you say?”
He says, “I said I don’t even want to work regular hours, let alone overtime?”