The teacher asks the student, “If I give you two cats, then two more cats, and finally two more cats, how many cats will you have?”
The student answers, “Seven.”
The teacher asks in confusion, “How can it be seven?”
The student says, “Teacher, I already have one cat at home.”
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Q: Why are football players always rich?
A: Because they have a lot of goals.
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An American is dining in a restaurant in Paris. The waiter comes and asks, “Sir, are you satisfied with the meal?” The American says, “It’s not bad, but could you turn down the music a bit? I can’t hear my phone’s GPS navigation.”